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Frank McCourt: The Omegadouche
By Smaktakula 110% Evil. Carpetbagging Bostonian Frank McCourt likes to live large. Despite his complete lack of merit or any trace of human decency, the most recent owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers...
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Get To Know Promethean Times
We're Awfully Fond Of Ourselves. But You Already Knew That. Some things you should probably know before reading Promethean Times: * We take ourselves every bit as seriously as you do. If it’s not...
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Al Qaeda: Surprisingly Sensitive
By Smaktakula Ahmadinejad Resembles Comedian Yakov Smirnoff, But The Similarities End There: The Iranian President Is Actually Quite Funny. Tiny nutjob Mahmoud Ahmadinejad can always be counted on to...
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Bon Jovi Scare Raises Question: Who From Jersey NEEDS To Die?
By Smaktakula Glad To See You Made It, Jon. But If It Looks Like Jersey, It's At Best Purgatory. Residents of the Garden State are resting a little easier with the knowledge that beloved New Jersey...
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Headlines 03.06.12
By Smaktakula Oh, Man! If We Had A Dime For Every Time This Has Happened. In which we opine upon the headlines of the day without first reading the articles. *** Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine backs Rick...
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Helpful Hints For Everyday Life: Free Stuff
By Smaktakula We Certainly Wouldn't Pay Good Money For A Diminutive, Messianic Madman, But We'd Be Fools To Pass Up This Deal. Folks love to tell you that “the best things in life are free.” There has...
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Warning Labels Weaken The Nation!
By Smaktakula Seriously–How Did We Make It This Far? Natural selection is the process by which external forces eliminate nature’s weaker elements, leaving a more genetically advantageous stock to...
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Headlines: The Snake That Grows When You Stroke It
By Smaktakula Obama’s Regular Polling Of Swing-State Female Voters Indicates Their Growing Excitement About His Stimulus Measure. In which our interests lie in the headlines, but not the stories...
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Headlines 11.29.12
By Smaktakula We Admire Your Indefatigability, But It’s Been Almost Twenty-Six Years. He’s Gone. In which we comment on the headlines of the day without first bothering to read the stories. *** Money...
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Headlines: I Was A Caveman’s Love-Puppet
By Smaktakula We Quite Literally Regard It As Something Of A Miracle That The World Is Peopled By So Many Strange And Beautiful Creatures For Us To Poke Fun At. In which we talk a lot of shit. ***...
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